**The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich**
                         **By**
                   **Terra Software**

                   Registered Edition
                   
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                     ** Warning!!!!**
This game is not intended for children.
If you're a little kid.."shame on you for downloading this game!"

**Table of Contents**
======================

1. In the Beginning....

     a. Genesis
     b. System Requirements
     c. Installation
     d. Starting the damn game
2. Game Controls by Level
3. Game Strategy.... yeah right
4. Troubleshooting or where you can look for help
5. Registration and  FULL VERSION details
6. About Terra


**1. In the Beginning**


a.  	In the beginning there was Jason, and Jason created THE 
	POLITICALLY INCORRECT ADVENTURES OF GEWT NINGRICH.   

	And it was good....


	**The Story Proper**
	====================
	With alligations of illegally aquired campaign funds
mounting and support from his ultra-conservative allies dwindling.
     Our hero, Senator Gewt Ningrich, has set out on a conservative 
crusade to regain the support of his constituents and comrades and 
to do his darndest to earn some cold hard cash to fund his political
revolution.
	You must guide Gewt on his quest back to Washington, to 
regain his support in the Senate and to destroy his arch enemy, the 
slimy quasi-liberal president Clint Billton.

 
**b. System Requirements**

	To play THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT ADVENTURES OF GEWT NINGRICH
	( henceforth refered to as TPIAGN)
	you must have the following:
	
	-An IBM_compatible  386 or better computer (sorry no Mac-Gewt yet..)
	-8 megs of RAM
	-A VGA monitor
	-YOU MUST HAVE A SOUNDBLASTER or compatible soundcard!!!!!
        -A hard disk with at least 7 megs free space
	-A Mouse with a Microsoft(tm) compatible mouse driver resident

**c. Installation**

	To install TPIAGN please follow the following steps:
	
	If you downloaded the software from the internet(aol too)  
        or a BBS:

	1. The file is stored as a zip archive and must be unzipped,
         using PKUNZIP or one of its windows derivatives such as WINZIP.   

	   If you don't know how to do this...I can't help you

	2. Now go to where ever it is that you downloaded the files  
	   and execute the install program.  If you are in windows
           or windows 95 just double click on it.
	   If you are in dos type"   install   " in the directory
           where you saved the files.

	3. Follow the on screen instructions.

**d. Starting the damn game**

	1. If you are running the game from dos  change to the 
	   directory to the one you picked (default is c:\gewt)
     
        2. Type "gewt" and press enter.

	The game should load some sound drivers and then you should
	see the Terra Software Screen.  If not..you got issues. see 
	section 4.

**2.  Game Controls by Level**
	
	Main Menu
	=========

	Options from the menu are selected by moving the pointer
	up and down with the arrow keys and by pressing the right arrow or 
	space bar or enter once you're on the choice you want.

** *note** complete level scenarios are given in the introduction section of
    the main menu.


**	General Controls for all levels
	================================**
	f1 key- quick help screen
	escape key- quit the current game.
        f2 key -Enters sound setup mode (not active in lvl 5 sub lvls) 


**	Level 1: The Arctic
	===================**

	Controls:

	right arrow- moves Gewt forward.
	left arrow- moves Gewt backward.
	space bar- "utilizes" the club.
	alt key- fires the uzi.
	control key- jumps.

	Goals:

	Beat as many seals as possible.
	Shoot the Polar Bears before they eat you.
	Jump over the bear traps.
	Reach the flag before time runs out.


**	Level 2: The Forest
	===================**

	Controls:

	right arrow- moves Gewt forward.
	
	space bar- "utilizes" the chain saw.
		*note if the chainsaw is not running, pressing the 
		 spacebar causes gewt to try and start it..it won't
		 start everytime!!
	alt key- fires the pistol.
	up arrow- aims the pistol up.
	down arrow- aims the pistol down.
	control key- jumps. 
	
	Goals:

	Cut down as many trees as possible.
	Shoot Quin, the evil hippie, before he shoots you.
	Kill as many  forest creatures as possible.
	Don't fall into the run-off trenchs.
	Make it to the flag before time runs out.


	**Level 3: The Press Conference
	=============================**

	Controls:

	Use the mouse to select options from the on screen menus on
	the right hand side of the screen.
	Options are selected by clicking on them.
	Once an option has been selected the cursor will change 
	and you can implement what ever action you picked by
	postioning the mouse over a "target"(ie. a reporter)  and
	clicking on it.

	If you are asked a question you must either respond by 
	selecting one of the answers on the  top of the screen, or
	by shooting the reporter. You may not ignore questions
	by picking another reporter.

	Goals:

	Answer the questions as any conservative crusader would 
	and kill the reporters if the  get too pushy.
	Do these properly and you will maximize you public
	approval rating. 

	**Level 4: The Internet
	====================**
		
	Controls:

	right arrow- Move right
	left arrow- Move left
	control key- jumps
	alt key- blocks with disk. (uses disk as a sheild)
	spacebar- throws your disk.
	page up  key- scrolls the screen up..so's you can look around.
	page down key- scrolls screen down
	home key- locks screen back to the middle.

	Goals:

	Close all 5 ipports by throwing your disk at them.
	Kill all the evil hackers.
	Don't get spam dropped on your head.
	Don't get shot by lasers.
	And don't get caught in fire walls.
	

	**Level 5: SmallTown USA
	======================**

	Controls:
	
	main town map:

		Move gewt up down left and right- arrow keys.
	        When near  a desired location press the space
		bar to enter it- if you are not on an active 
		location an evil tone will be heard.  

	  locations:

		    Church:

			The church is your first desitination.
			Once there, special agent JC will brief you
			on you mission.  Following the completion 
			of the mission you must then return to the
			church for your next mission.
		
		    Mission One: The abortion clinic:

			      Controls:

			Move the scope target view with the mouse.
			Press the left mouse button to fire the
			snipper rifle.

			      Goals:
			Shoot as many abortion doctors as possible in
			30 seconds. 
			Don't shoot any pregnant women or God will
			"deduct" one of your lives.
			
		    Mission Two: The HighSchool:

			      Controls:
			
			Move little Gewt with the arrow keys.
			Once you are by the school press the
			spacebar to plant the explosive.

			      Goals:

			Make it over to the school without getting 
			squished by the cars.
			After you plant the explosive get back across
			the street before it blows up.

		    Mission Three: The Library:

				Controls:

			Move little Gewt with the arrow keys.
			Spacebar shoots the flame thrower.
			
       			      Goals:
 			Burn all the bookshelves that don't
			contain bibles.
			DON'T burn the bible..or God will
			"deduct" one of your lives.
			Burn the librarians and don't let them get you.
	
		    Mission Four: SmallTown Democratic HQ:

				Controls:

			Move little Gewt with the arrow keys.
			Spacebar plants the bomb once you're over by
			 the building.
			
       			      Goals:
 			Don't get burned by the laser defence system.
			Get away from the building before the
			explosive goes off.

	**Level 6: Space
	==============**

	Controls:

	Up arrow- Move the shuttle forward.
	Down arrow- slow down the shuttle.
	right arrow- move the shuttle right.
	left arrow- move the shuttle left.
	spacebar- fires the shuttle's guns 
		(what do you mean the shuttle doesn't have guns?!?!)

	Goals:

	Avoid getting clobbered by asteroids by shooting or out
	maneuvering them.
	Ram as many annoying space monkies as possible.
	Avoid the more advanced alien saucer craft that would destroy
	you. 
	Keep your eyes peeled for the elusive space rasta.
	Make it to the alien mother ship.

	Once you land you must "negotiate" with the alien.
	Use the mouse and click on the answers you wish to
	give as the alien questions you.
 
	**Final Level: Deathmatch Showdown**

	Controls:
	
	Move left and right- arrow keys
	Jump- up arrow key
	Crouch- down arrow key
	Block- Spacebar
	Kick- Alt key
	Punch- Control key

	Experiment for different move combinations...

	Goals:
	
	Kill President Billton!!!

	The End


**3. Game Strategy**

Some people say to me  "Jason I just can't figure out your game.
	What's the point? I just can't get my mind around killing
	and destroying people and animals?"

	See the problem is that  you're thinking too much.
	You need to put your brain on the back burner
	and fall back on those tried and true conservative
	alies:  2000 year old dogma, hatred, ignorance, fear, and 
	GREED! 
	Once you do that the strategy for beating the game should
	  make itself readily available to you.

	If it doesn't, go to sunday school for a few hours,
	watch Rush Limbaugh, or go to a gun show..you'll figure
	it out....

**4. Troubleshooting**

	Since this is the shareware version I'm not about to 
give you any support other than what you can gleen from the following
list of problems or FAQs available at the web/ftp site
(terrasoftware.webking.com).

Common problems:

Q.
"I hate your stupid game"
A
Don't play it.

Q
"Your stupid game offends me"
A
Don't play it.

Q
"Your stupid game won't run on my computer"
A
Don't play it..just kidding

If the game won't load the only probable  problem is that 
you lack suffiecient RAM to play the game.  Try unloading
TSRs (ie. hold down the shiftkey while turning on the computer)
to free up some ram.  If you do this you may need to subsequently 
load your mouse driver (try typing " mouse" )

Q
"Can I play this game under windows?"
A
The game runs fine under windows 95 on some systems but you shouldn't
 try and run it under windows 3.1.
 If you are however experiencing weird problems
like no sound. Try rebooting into dos mode.

Q
"When I run the game from windows 95 the screen is tiny."
A
Hold down the alt key and press enter.

Q
"Sometimes when I'm playing the game under windows 95 it switches
 back to Windows without warning?"
A 
You probably held alt and pressed space.  This is a windows hot key
and can be disabled for the application by right clicking on it's icon
 and editing the prefrences.

Q.
 When I run the game under windows 95 I don't get any sound, or just
 the music works?

A. 
 If your soundcard is in fact a 95% or greater soundblaster compatable,
 try rebooting into DOS mode that may take care of the problem.


**5. Registration**

	Registering TPIAGN is **cheap**.
	
	$10 US  plus $3.95 for shipping.

	"What the hell do I get if I register
	 your damn software?"

	If you register you get the latest version
	of TPIAGN on disk along with a printed manual.
	You also get a username and password that
	will grant you access to the registered user section
	of my web site where you can always download the latest
	version of TPIAGN.

	"That's it...you gotta be joking!"

        The full version contains levels 3 and 7,
        and 3 bonus levels ( weird little
	things ..believe me) and the manual contains 
	cheat codes and special moves.

	"So is that it?"

	No, you also provide me with the incentive to make more 
	twisted games like TPIAGN.  You wouldn't believe some
	of the ideas I've got..but if people like you don't bother
	to help out starving :( shareware programmers like me, you
	won't ever see what sinister oddities lurk in the back of
	my mind.

	So send me some money.....
COST:
	The cost is $10 plus $3.95 shipping 
	If you live in washington state add 7.8% tax.

	You can register online at my web site:
	http://terrasoftware.webking.com

	or 

	You can send check or money order to:

	Terra Software
	PO Box 29288
	Bellingham, WA
		98228

	Please send the following information with your payment:
	

	Your Name:
	Your Address:
	Your email address(optional):
	The product that you are ordering: TPIAGN
	
        The game comes on three 3.5 inch format so's you better have 
	a HD 3.5 inch floppy drive.	
	

**6. About Terra**

	Terra Software is me...Jason Pitt.
	Thanks for checking out the game. 
	Register it if you like it.
	Delete it if you don't.
	Thanks.


**
THIS AND ALL ACOMPANING FILES ARE THE EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY OF 
TERRA SOFTWARE.  
The Politically Incorrect Adventures of Gewt Ningrich is Copyright
(c)1997 by Jason Pitt.
All Rights Reserved. **
	
